"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 05/22/2019 at 21:47 • Filed to: wine wine wine wine wein

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I’m a heavy sleeper, after downing a fantastic med-rare(a lil closer to rare) 16 ounce rib eye. I had a hell of a nap. Also eating rare steak, I ripped a mega fart that made the leather chair shake & it woke me up. It was a good fart. Even the cat looked at me like I’m alien.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/22/2019 at 21:58

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I mean this is really nice and I have done this exact thing, and scared the dog

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/22/2019 at 23:27

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They’re the best kind of farts 

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/23/2019 at 00:18

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I ripped one in my convertible with the top down, held my breath for 10 seconds, and figured that was long enough. It was still strong enough to make my eyes water.

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